(Source: khaleesi-katniss, via nemesismess)

4,587 notes · 5 minutes ago

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via officialfrenchtoast)


44,103 notes · 6 minutes ago

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

(Source: straighthater, via reesewithoutherspooon)


111,865 notes · 1 hour ago

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via reesewithoutherspooon)


213,669 notes · 1 hour ago
minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

70,152 notes · 1 hour ago
incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

(via lazer-hawk)

133,553 notes · 1 hour ago

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4,377 notes · 1 hour ago

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128,141 notes · 1 hour ago

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

image

no.

image

no no. no no no no.

image

YES.

image

NOO.

(via thatsonofamitch)


17,655 notes · 3 hours ago

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9,752 notes · 3 hours ago

(via pizza)

58,183 notes · 4 hours ago

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99,269 notes · 4 hours ago
evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

(via pizza)

195,929 notes · 4 hours ago
seifukucat:

i caused the crisis in ukraine with this post

seifukucat:

i caused the crisis in ukraine with this post

(via stoned-levi)

5,938 notes · 4 hours ago
qonorrhea:

i beez in the trap

qonorrhea:

i beez in the trap

(via teenagah)

16,502 notes · 4 hours ago